AmazingStoryJpg Chapter 2

After Jared woke up he went downstairs to make a quiche flavored energy drink. Someone outside was knocking on the front door with their dick and yelling "HEY JARED I WANT THE SUCC RIGHT FUCKING NOW!" Jared got up and ran into the door head first. his head hurt. The stranger was a young girl with a dick. She wore a Cyan shirt that was complimenting her voluptuois figure. "Hello mister, my, my, my what a wet and sloppy dad you are." Jared looked at his throbbing COCK and grinned "Would you wanna suck my big toe?" The girl replied "Why knot?" She then laid down on the front porch and cried "DADDY YES I WOULD LITERALLY DIE" Jared moved his foot back inside the girl's open mouth closed abruptly, Causing moans of pleasure and agony at once. She sucked his soul, causing Jared to collapse into a Quiche coma. She fucked his soul and exclaimed "I have the devils power to make Quiches!" Thegoat was now jacking off inside TheGoat's room and came in Jared's sock. Meanwhile, the girl finished making Quiches's and was really horny for facebook real-estate adds. Her name was Pterodactylin and she really liked Crack cocaine and zucchini. Thegoat got a text from Jared's Soul's phone it was telling thegoat that he was gay. Thegoat replied, "No u" and threw his phone at the cum sock. Someone was making quiches in the living room, it was the antelope with the horse sized cock. His cum covered cock was oily af. Pterodactylin smelled the cum and came to check if the quiche was ready yet. It wasn't and Pterodactylin plunged their cock into the quiche, Suprising the antelope. It seemed the added help from the cock made the perfect Sized quiche. Jared's Soul reached out to Thegoat and told him to "Eat the red quiche, it’s NUTritious.” Jared's body was the red quiche. Thegoat said "Hot damn and ran to the red quiche downstairs. When he saw the antelope's massive cock getting sucked by a girl who he had never seen before. Next he said "Where is the quiche?" "Fuck you" said the girl hastily. "Your friend is the quiche now." “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!” This is hawt," said Thegoat. Thegoat then slapped Pterodactylin with their own dick, Pterodactylin died and turned into a cum ghost and started to cum devil rituals all over the place. Now satan will come out of Pterodactylin's dick and fuck everything in Thegoat's sock while dancing to the Wii theme bass boosted while wearing a british bearskin hat engraved with pure ethenol and lube and then, A sniper  wielding baguettes will shoot satans hat, causing him to explode, killing him dead. At 2:00pm TheGoat logged onto e621 and Blacklisted rating:explicit. Jared, now after experiencing being a fucking quiche, realized that dicks are not quiches, but baguettes are. Thegoat now grabbed Jared the quiche and put him on a skateboard and ran past off into the sunset